My first post

Good day all, and by all i mean the zero people that will ever read this blog or care that it exists in the world. If by chance you have stumbled across this post you might be wondering why i am creating a blog that no one will ever read. Primarily because i can. Everyone seems to have a blog so why not me? i will tell you why not, because the internet sucks and is totally lame because it changes so quickly that by the time you have learnt the new techno-crap-speak, new-techno-crap-speak has already been created. this blog is the perfect example, the title is "everyone has a blog but me" which is clearly outdated because i have one. so then why do i want a blog? i don't really, but i have absolutely nothing better to do with my time and why not hop on to the band wagon really late into the game. now, if anyone ever does read this, you might poke fun at what i big loser i am, but remember you are reading it which says even less about you.