Another One Bites the Dust

What the frack is wrong with this fracking country?!! i can't believe this, sleeman just sold itself to the Japanese!! and i have tried sapporo beer and it is not good... this is almost as painful as when molsen sold themselves to the US. now i know i what you are thinking, why would the molsen thing be worst, that beer sucks ass, in fact it tastes like ass (and it is fitting for the americans to anex the worst canadian beer, it shows how little they know about good beer). but that was slightly more painful because they kept the name canadian! that is bullshit false advertising. and sold to the americans!! it is a bit of a shame because sleemans was good beer, not my fav, but good.

what is next? will Tim Hortons and the Hudson Bay Company be bought up by the americans? No, Canadians would never let that happen. they are canadian institutions. if we let that happen we should really really be ashamed of ourselves!!!

The Death of a President

Welcome to my blog american CIA. i had this idea to increase the amount of people that read my blog, threaten the life of president Bush. granted all my readers will be the CIA, but readers are reader, who am i to be picky. in case you have no idea what i am talking about, or am not Canadian, and someone is actually reading this, i am referring to the story on "The Hour" (on CBC, possibly one of the best stations ever). apparently a girl put up a post on her website about how she wanted to kill Bush and the CIA made her take it down and investigated her. and now a British film maker has made a film about bush dying, which I am dying to see. now i don't advise that people go around threatening bush for a couple of reasons... 1) it is against the law, but against the american law, so if you are not american go for it. and most importantly, 2) this is his last term in office. the americans have this weird system where you cannot stay in office for more than two terms, no matter how good of a president you are. which really is probably a good thing considering that their elections are fixed (bush's first election), and the american people are stupid enough to keep electing the same asshole over and over (bush's second election.... interesting note on that, i have a friend that had more faith in the american public than i did and did not believe that they would be stupid enough to elect him again... i took advantage of her faith and bet her a bottle of rye that they would elect him again, so thanks america!). so if bush's reign of terror is almost over, we really need not kill him. i suggest a more proactive approach and kill the people that are thinking of running for the next election. the way i see it, they are most likely both going to be douches, and their security will not be very high right now because their is no sane reason to kill them. and that is where the genius to my plan is, no one will see it coming.
i know what you are thinking.... but wait, if you kill off the next candidates, new ones would just fill their place. would you kill them too? sure, why not.... in fact, keep killing off political thinkers until they are too scared to run for office and then you can install any political person you want... the best part about this plan is the irony. this is exactly what the american government does to countries they want to control. well actually they are even more proactive and eliminates the current elected leader to install their dictator, but that takes a lot of guns and muscle, so i recommend my approach for beginner..... and by recommend i mean you would have to be an idiot to listen to me.
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Friday the 13th

yes, today is Friday the 13th, which, let's face it, was much more fun when we were kids. i remember when i was 10 we would talk in groups about people that we know that had horrible things happen to them on this day. and of course at least one kid in the group would claim to have had a relative that died on Friday the 13th by stepping into a empty elevator. or at least i hope that that kid was making that up, otherwise it was probably insensitive to laugh so hard i blew fruit roll up out my nose. yep, nothing bad happening today, same ol' same ol'. writing a blog to pass the time because my job is horribly boring, freaking out because i just got my pay cheque and still have no money, and looking forward to a friday night of watching TV home alone. Yeppers, nothing bad today... that is probably the saddest thing about this day when you are older, when you were a kid, if you had a bad day today you would be happy! "yay! i am having such a bad day! this day really is cursed!" but once you get older it is more like: "shit this day sucks! just like every other f**king day! god i hate my life! at least it is Friday!! what is the date today anyway? the 14th?"
but, in celebration of this day, i am also posting the creepiest comic of the day. from Over the Hedge, which i am not the biggest fan of, but today they did good:

If that did not creep you out you are insane!! just think about it, as it is gnomes are creepy, but thinking about them playing stunt babies?!! god that creeps the hell out of me!

Stupid rich people

now, i try not to discriminate, i really try my hardest to hate everyone equally, but i got to say i have a soft spot for rich people. By far they are the stupidest fucks and i truely hate them. i live in a transitional neighbourhood, which means that the really poor, me, live right next door to the rich people, the jerk offs. now, normally that would not be a problem, after all it is fun to stumble around the neighbourhood late at night drunk and steal their lawn gnomes, but they keep messing around with the neighbourhood. they have far more political power than me, because they are rich, and they keep getting the city to change the roads for them. right now, their area's speed limit is 40km/h instead of the standard 50 and the bastards keep putting in traffic circles. i guess they think all the scary traffic circles will discourage people from driving threw their neighbourhood. except that they forgot that any idiot can figure out a traffic circle... well any idiot except the rich people that wanted them there to begin with. it never fails. a big luxury SUV comes down one of the local roads and then turns left into the traffic circle!
and come on! are the SUVs really necessary?!! first off, the SUVs are always spotless, so you can be sure they are never taken off roading. And second, if you are rich and living in calgary, then most likely you make your money raping the earth for oil... do you really feel the need to damage it worse when you are not at work? i would like to think that this city is not truely that morally bankrupt.