coupling

i just realized what the worst part about being in "couple" would be: not being able to stumble around in your apartment drunk. k, right there that tells you several things, 1) clearly i am drunk right now 2) i am not in a "couple" and 3) in a couple of day you will go back, possibily if you are really really bored, re-read this blog and notice that all the spelling/grammar errors are gone.

the reason that i like wondering around drunk in my apartment is that i can experience being drunk without the self conscious eye of someone i care about looking at me and judging me, and yes i realize that if that is a person i want to spend more than 10 seconds with they would not be the type to judge me, but give me a break, i am drunk and alone and grasping at straws as to why being single and alone is good!!

anyway, i love re-discovering my little, very little, place while drunk.... oh yes, i just tripped over this pillow i threw there when i was annoyed with that stupid news show..... and oh yes that bird cage is horribly inconvienently placed..... yes you truely don't realize how stupid your normal self is until you are drunk...... convienently you do not know how stupid your drunk self is until you are no longer drunk.... haha i geuss either way you are always the smarter one............... yes i realize that that means that you are also the stupider one all the time, but remember the straws comment and stop giving me a hard time!!!!!!

i better go.... apparently sleep is a biological need for my species...... i am still waiting for solid evidence before i take this "advice" too seriously though.....

night!